Married, Filing Jointly: The Colonoscopy

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Strategies and guidance for surviving the long-term relationship. The Infraction: It’s the day before your colonoscopy.  You’re restricted to a liquid diet of black coffee, broth, water, jello and popsicles.  But the hitch is that you can’t have anything that’s red, … Continue reading →

DWTS: Exit Cody Simpson

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It was a staggering night on the dance floor when teen heart throb Cody Wilson took his final bow.  He packed his steamer trunk of hair products and his garment rack of poor fashion choices and made his way to … Continue reading →

Going To The Post Office Sucks

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There were 15 people ahead of me at the post office.  That equals something like 6 switchbacks in the Space Mountain line.  I joined the herd to wait it out, checking the weather on my iPhone and deleting spam to kill time. After a while I … Continue reading →

Coca-Cola: The International Language

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If I could use only one word to describe the mental giants who are arguing the patriotism of Coca Cola’s recent “America The Beautiful” commercial I would pick the word obtuse.  Or maybe uninformed.  I also like nonconversant, boorish and … Continue reading →

Blame Canada

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Originally posted  February 20, 2011 I have to start this commentary with a disclaimer because I’m about to have a little fun with some things Uniquely Canadian.  Let me say up front that I love Canada, Canadians, and public transportation … Continue reading →